During my livestream last night I referenced the new shower curtain. Behold! Cowboy Cat carrying a Winchester, riding a dinosaur!
Just because it appalls the teenager, that’s going to adorn the main bath for a long time.
Besides, you already knew we weren’t serious here at the Crooked House.
Lawdog, on meeting the little robot, looks down and murmurs in full accent “bedamned, the roomba’s got googly eyes!”
The roomba would also have a knife, if I’d let the Junior Mad Scientist have her way when we first got one!

Inspector Gidget would like to let you all know she’s never silly. She’s cat. Grace. Dignity….
Love the shower curtain! And appalling the teenager is an added bonus 🙂
I’m always up for that. Don’t know exactly why this was a problem for him, but I wasn’t going to stop without a good reason!
roombas need ballistas
I really like the story of Stabby, the Space Roomba:
https://www.boredpanda.com/knife-roomba-aliens-stabby/?utm_source=duckduckgo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic
Rubber knife for Roomba?
Now, there’s an idea! LOL
I swiped it from some Humans Are Weird story where the non-human captain went with it as a compromise… after some (human sergeant?) suggested it.
o/t – Cedar –
There’s a built up audience waiting for your artistic skills over at Alma’s place. In your copious free time, of course.
https://almatcboykin.wordpress.com/2022/07/05/tuesday-tidbit-dragons-and-bosses/#comment-29962
I dont’ think I have the skills to pull that off.