I have a robot vacuum (all hail our robot overlords) named Swampy. Toast’s relationship with the mechanical menace is…complicated. Swampy’s lidar doesn’t even seem to register the presence of ‘cat’ but you can’t convince her of that.

Toast stalks the gadget from room to room, until it turns and heads in her direction. inspector Gidget, on the other hand, I strongly believe is rolling her eyes behind my back, while she observes from afar.